Im taller then you think
OMGOSH .
My first tuition class was yesterday.
i
felt
so
BORED.
After school went to play bball
then went back home to bath and changed
Went to Bedok north secondary (no idea why it was there)
for my tuition.
went there
then i saw my "Tuition"mates.
AND I WAS LIKE JESUS
all of them are lower sec.
i was the oldest
Went to the classroom
the teacher haven't arrive yet so i sat down.
LOL
and the class.
which was filled with wanabe gangsters and ahlians
were
asking me stupid questions
IN CHINESE ~~
and i tried to answer them the shortest way possible in english.
People: what school u from?
Me:Bedok south secondary
People:How old are u?
Me:15
1 ah beng: u got join gang?
Me: nope
same ah beng: wana join gang?
Me: nope.
People: got girlfriend?
Me: nope.
People: know any chiobus?
Me: maybe.
by time the teacher walked in.
he looked like a wheeny.
a pushover
well anyway
he was like.
Teacher: didnt' see u before are u the new student?
Me: yup
i walked to him and he asked me to mark my attendance
Teacher: u sec 1 or sec 2?
Me: sec 3
he gave me the WTF face and asked again
Teacher: u sec 1 or sec 2.
Me: sec 3.
Teacher:what subject u taking?
Me: maths.
THEN HE ASKED ME AGAIN
U SEC 1 OR 2
Me: sec 3.
Then.
blah blah blah
realise i was in the wrong place.
cabbed to katong.
where the real tution centre was at.
was 1 hour late.
Walked in the class.
ANOTHER CHINESE ORIENTATED CLASS FILLED WITH WANNABEE AH BENG AND AH LIAN.
i was like oh god.
sat down.
nobody was listening in class.
Tried to listen but just couldn't.
later 3 ah bengs approached me.
talk to me in chinese.
blah blah blah.
AND THEY BECAME MY MINIONS.
WHY?
cause i have lip piercing
i don't know why.
they respected me for that.
Become my jaypee ang minion squad
ya da ya da yada.
TUITION ENDED.
AND I BUSED HOME.
Hoping you would cross the line.
i got a gun full of ammo to hit you