Whats mine is yours
Monday, August 24, 2009
  .
Cause im growing up,
Cause im giving up,
So im moving on.
 
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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Congrats to the floorball team for winning against bedok town 4-2.
Well i don't have much to blog about.
So i should just write about what people commented me on my hair.
i shall begin with the most sensible ones like.
Huraisyah: You look like a shark.
Favian: You cut a malay hairstlye
Jun zhao: you look younger.
Jonathan ng: *Agrees with junzhao*
Alot of people: why you cut like that?
Kayson: you look like an evil scientist.
Nabilah: *Laughs*
Jonathan tan: like that might as well cut botak.


A conversation with ms abraham
*helping her pack the books*
Abraham: So jaypee did you cut your hair?
Me: *wtf face* Yes ms abraham
Abraham: Oh you look very neat.

All right ^^


And the most DUMBEST THING I HEARD TODAY
FROM TONS OF PEOPLE. I WOULD ALWAYS REPLY THE SAME.

: Ay what happen to your hair :O
Me: oh i don't know, i wake up then like that already.
i THINK ah, at night my hair just started dropping off.


HAHAA
seriously.
what a dumb thing to say

Well i don't blame them.
its not everyday someone comes back looking like daddy yankee
 
Monday, August 17, 2009
  Feel the breeze in my hair.
I feel so wierd.
I feel like a new guy.
It all started normally untill my dm gave me detention again.
She asked me to cut my hair.
She wanted me to cut really short.
So i went to the barber.
I told the uncle.
Me: Uncle, cut my hair short and make me look cool.
AND BAMM
A new Jaypee ang .
No longer the same.
And honestly the last time i was bald was when i was like p4.
It was always long hair jaypee.
But from now on not anymore.
Well the good thing is that.
1st. Stay out of trouble for attire and grooming.
2nd. It won't be hot unlike my previous long and thick hair.
3rd. i can regrow my hair. lately my hair is getting seriously damaged.
Due to repeated dying my hair into all sorts of colours.


Well thats about it.


Anyone who laughs at me i will HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
is what my past me would say.
But now its.
Anyone who laughs at me i will Laugh back with you <333
TLC TLC TLC
kiss kiss



Its peace jaypee now
 
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
  Its over
Practicing patient.
Hearing your silence.
Never getting a reply.


Well im screwed.
My life is over.
Im gonna die an horrible death.
1st.
Im banned from rugby :O
2nd.
Abraham is gonna shove my reflection up my ass.

REASON ?:
Cause.
She asked me to write 15 000 words reflection. (its impossible)
I only did 5000 (1st screw up.)
I lost my Safety and environment badge (2nd screw up.)
I didn't see her for CWO (3rd screw up)
Then she delivered the final blow that ended my misery
After i wrote the 5000 words.
And of course
IT WAS FULL OF CRAP.
i was writing about songs like Apologise by One republic.
Minor Prophets by haste the day.
writing about akon songs and modifying it.
like
I wana go home right now na na
Or
Maybe im just an troublemaker.
Well
enough of the crap.
At 6 +
She went to me
collected my paper.
AND I THOUGHT I WAS FREE.
Then she said: Jaypee u better not write anything nonsense or i will give u hell .
I was screwed.
So i told her you can't write an reflection for littering 15 000 words without saying shit.
Well anyway.



wwww.uniteddogs.com/stopkillingdogs/
Go there and sign up.
Its to stop abuse of dogs.
Damn these sick ass south koreans.
their crazy
they are trying to bomb us all.
and they kill dogs.
:O
what more can i say.







 
Monday, August 10, 2009
  When.
Mike tyson has a pet tiger.
when im 21.
i proberly would go waste myself in las vegas.
thats my dream.
I mean
ITS LIKE SUPER AWESOME.
well national day.
spend it like this.
August 9.
Met with Micheal Juson And
Jonny Cyber.
and kayson.
Went to CHURCH.
:O
i know.
shocking.
after that
Went home.
changed
go to city to see the fireworks.
IT WAS CROWDED LIKE CRAP.
road blocks.
fucking matts and ahbengs EVERYWHERE.
later also saw
Asri,nabilah,erny,hanafi and some other malay people.
Bought drinks and took the mrt to jus house.
=







SLUMBER PARTY


5 guys with drinks.
5 guys with freedom.

Those assholes were Julian,Darryl,favian and kayson.
You can proberly figure out the rest.

Monday morning.
aching morning.
went home.
Slept till 8pm
woke up
STILL ACHING.
thats all.







TUDELOOO MUTHERFUCKERS
 
Saturday, August 8, 2009
  We are gangsters





We kick ass
 
  Jaypee ang slacking club





Thursday.
We had a match against North brooks and North view.
We Won agains North brooks and
We tied against North view.

Haha
talked about team spirit.
Our whole rugby team ponned class.
we ponned for 2 hours

we met behind the old basketball court

AND OMG
there were like 20+ people
Here are some of the photos of them. I didn't really take all of them.
And hence thats how i created the Jaypee ang slacking club
 
  Im taller then you think

OMGOSH .
My first tuition class was yesterday.
i
felt
so
BORED.
After school went to play bball
then went back home to bath and changed
Went to Bedok north secondary (no idea why it was there)
for my tuition.
went there
then i saw my "Tuition"mates.
AND I WAS LIKE JESUS
all of them are lower sec.
i was the oldest
Went to the classroom
the teacher haven't arrive yet so i sat down.
LOL
and the class.
which was filled with wanabe gangsters and ahlians
were
asking me stupid questions
IN CHINESE ~~
and i tried to answer them the shortest way possible in english.
People: what school u from?
Me:Bedok south secondary
People:How old are u?
Me:15
1 ah beng: u got join gang?
Me: nope
same ah beng: wana join gang?
Me: nope.
People: got girlfriend?
Me: nope.
People: know any chiobus?
Me: maybe.
by time the teacher walked in.
he looked like a wheeny.
a pushover
well anyway
he was like.
Teacher: didnt' see u before are u the new student?
Me: yup
i walked to him and he asked me to mark my attendance
Teacher: u sec 1 or sec 2?
Me: sec 3
he gave me the WTF face and asked again
Teacher: u sec 1 or sec 2.
Me: sec 3.
Teacher:what subject u taking?
Me: maths.
THEN HE ASKED ME AGAIN
U SEC 1 OR 2
Me: sec 3.
Then.
blah blah blah
realise i was in the wrong place.
cabbed to katong.
where the real tution centre was at.
was 1 hour late.
Walked in the class.
ANOTHER CHINESE ORIENTATED CLASS FILLED WITH WANNABEE AH BENG AND AH LIAN.
i was like oh god.
sat down.
nobody was listening in class.
Tried to listen but just couldn't.
later 3 ah bengs approached me.
talk to me in chinese.
blah blah blah.
AND THEY BECAME MY MINIONS.
WHY?
cause i have lip piercing
i don't know why.
they respected me for that.
Become my jaypee ang minion squad
ya da ya da yada.
TUITION ENDED.
AND I BUSED HOME.




















Hoping you would cross the line.
i got a gun full of ammo to hit you
 
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
  Heartless
PSH wasted day.
Long day of school.
MR AZMAN NEVER COME TODAY.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i think he broke his leg.
but,
after school.
DE-TEN-TION WITH THE WOMAN AT HER THRONE.
A B H
SHES SCARY HER HAIRS CURLY AND SHE WEARS A SARONG.
spent my youth DOING CWO.
Corrective work order.
and it aint easy.
I HAVE TO DO IT FOR A WEEK.
Just because.
i
threw
A
TISSUE.
god damn im wasting my life.
that white piece of tissue cause me 1 week of cwo.
how could she be so heartless?
I GOT A NEW PHONE.
WOWOW
but the moment my fingers touched it
SWOOSH
there goes the phone
first scratch the first second i touched it.








Favian should be killed and molested.
 
Monday, August 3, 2009
  Dum Dum Dum
Woo its monday.
the most F-ked up day of the week.
new day.
new week.
=
long day.
long week.
H1n1 has mutated to h3n2.
fucking swines.
yeah and its the mexican that cause this.
well anyway.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ERNY



WOAHHHHHHH
besides from that


VIRGOS


Although matters at home may require a little extra attention today, something new is occupying your mind, namely, your love for that which is out of reach or otherwise far away. This feeling can extend into that which is spiritual and transcendental for some born under the maiden, so this day could be the beginning of an effort to connect with others in a different place, or the impulse to seek out a spiritual or metaphysical experience

always on the dot.






every morning.
would see you guys.
hurts to see,

but nothing i could do about it.
she seems so distant so far away.
Always wating for reply but it never comes
 
Sunday, August 2, 2009
  Woots
Oh ok.
Spend my day with JULIAN TAN.
HAHAH ,
brother bonding.
Yesterday,
We made a video


and believe me.
ITS HARD.
BUT ITS DAMN FUN.
we had like millions of retake.
many bloopers.
and dozen of times we forget our lines.
AND
MOST
OF
ALL.
IT WAS DAMN EMBARRASSING.
people would laugh at us.
and there are even thoes who walk to us and talk to us.
well overall we had fun :)

this is what happens when u leave.
Two 15 year old boys,
With a video cam,
downstairs compassvale blk 257b.


and oh yeah.
we aint gay.
its entertainment people.
SHOWBIZZ~

 

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