Whats mine is yours

A long year..

2009-10-28T21:43:00.002+08:00

Oh,i hate to be the one to bear the bad news.
Yes, it is true i retained in sec 3.
I fell so hard that im killing myself.
didn't know what to do when i got the bad news.
I just thought how the F#$k am i gonna tell my parents.
Drag my feet back home.
Took the lift up to the 7th floor and it felt so long.
Wondering how am i suppose to face my parents.
Went in.My mum gave the scolding of my life.
She screamed so much i couldn't really understand her.
Just the "im so disappointed in you" hit me so hard.
She slapped me in the face 3 times but i didn't retaliate.
I just bit the lower part of my lips and endured thru it.
My eyes were watery but i didn't shed a tear.
After the scolding of my life.
A cold war.
I went to the kitchen to wash my face.
I saw the dustbin full with tissue papers.
i felt like a dick.
My mother asked me.
If i wanted to continue studying or self studies and go for private.
I just remained silent.
well tomorrow im still gonna hold my head high.
Gonna go sleep now.
This sucks.
My cheek hurts
and i lost my dignity.

Summary.

2009-10-18T00:24:00.002+08:00

Woooooooooosh.
Exams are over.
Means IM BECOMING SECONDARY 4 SOON.
:O HOLY COW
Which also means.
N Level.
if i can,
O level.
THAT MEANS END OF MY SECONDARY SCHOOL LIFE.
END OF MY YOUTH.
well anyway,
Recent events/birthday that happen,
Last week i went to OCH.
TWICE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLARA LIM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILMI BILAL
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE LOK
Visit to Terminal 3/2/1
TWICE.
Ilmis REALLY HOT BIRTHDAY PARTY. (you know what i mean ^^)
Drinking at julians house.
Sleepover at julains house.

Thats about it.

2009-10-18T00:23:00.000+08:00

BEEEEEEP

First to fall, last to know.

2009-10-07T22:59:00.001+08:00

Boom

Work it.

2009-09-29T21:28:00.000+08:00

Well CHRIST.
Its been 4 days since i have been in detention :O (excluding weekends.)
Well im lazy to explain.
BUT
i found something REALLY COOL IN YOUTUBE and its called CAPPELLA.
Here are Some of cappella videos,

.

Theres way more at youtube.
Well im off to watch naruto.

CIAOSU

A sin.

2009-09-25T22:45:00.003+08:00

ahh.
I just watched a video about frogs.
AND I REMEMBERED the time.
When my frog rocky died.
well i had 2 frogs.
at first my cousain bought a bunch of frogs for his pet turtle to eat.
well i thought the frog was cute
so i took 2.
One was rocky and the other one didn't had a name.
well i didn't know what to feed it.
So i tried Ants.
didn't work.
so i just leave it there.
For a month.
After that namless died.
And left rocky.
Then there was this HUGEASS FLY in my house
so i thought by letting rocky eat it,it would live.
So i knew i couldn't catch a fly.
so i let rocky out to catch it himself.
leaving him to the wild life. IN MY KITCHEN
AND BOY
IT WAS A MISTAKE
i think frogs are cute
but
i don't dare to touch them
HAHAHA
so my cousain was heating up water to cook his noodles.
and next thing i know.
*PLOOP*.
rocky jumped to the hot water.
his body became bloated.
and his eye balls came out.
and both me and my cousain leave it there cause we were scared to dispose it.
man it was disgusting.

RIP ROCKY.

3,2,1

2009-09-25T22:28:00.002+08:00

Today,
School was normal.
And
I REALLY HATE THE NEW TIMETABLE.
IT SUCKS .
LIKE HELL.
SERIOUSLY.
our recess is at 10.45am.
JESUS MAN.
seriously.
don't they know.
THAT
WE
CHILDREN
ARE HUNGRY.
WE NEED NUTRIENTS.
WE NEED PROTIENS.
WE NEED VITAMINS.
WE GET OUR ENERGY FROM FOOD. ps: canteen food suck like hell. EXPECT on wednesdays.
if i don't grow any taller i blame the school.
really man.
school starts at 7.45.
by 9.15 WE BECOME HUNGRY.
we start to grumble.
get cranky.
And our natural response would be.
Sleeping.
Sleep to forget the starve.
so at 10.45am.
i happily went to the canteen
and to my horror.
NO MORE FKING PAO.
ITS GONE
EMPTY
Plus
No other nice food to eat man.
So at the end.
the long waited recess finally arrive.
But all the good food was gone. :O
not cool man.

After school.
Went to play BASKETBALL~
Then go home.
Simple.

I haven't been updating/

2009-09-25T22:22:00.004+08:00

Ok.
It all starts with...
Thursday
Yesterday.
Inter-rugby match.
Winner gets Money $$$$
Humans greatest desire.
Something that suppose to be inside my wallet but its rarely there.
Yeah
MONEY.
Root of evil.
Root of justice.
Root to get what you want.
And also use to slap peoples face with.
SATURDAY
Went out with Julian.
For.
The.
Whole.
Day.
HAHAHHA
Just the two of us.
2.
1+1=2.
Went to orchard.
Ion,
Marina.
Places that guys would never go unless its important.
Well.
SHOP.
EAT.
SLACK.
yeah.
Oh ya.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DION.

A new beginning

2009-09-13T22:17:00.004+08:00

I WAS BORNED A GUITARIST.

i call this cowboy ang and cowboy tan

i call this the big ears jaypee AHAHHA

HAHA i call this masterpiece the Starving favian

I call this the 2 headed nigro kayson.
he looks better like this.

Well to start it all,
I haven't be blogging lately.
1. cause im a busy man.

2. cause im lazy.

When i mean busy,
I don't mean studying, or doing homework.

i mean PLAYING MAPLE

AHHAHAHHAHAHHA !!!!
Yeah you got that right people.
I PLAY MAPLE.
AT HOME.
AND IM ALREADY 15.
WELL IF U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

blame asiasoft.
HAHAHH

something REALLY dumb happen in maple.
IT ALL STARTED WHEN...
I was walking in perion.
then this dude came to me.
he said:Hey do you want to copy ur mesos?
I knew it was a scam so i replied.
Me: copy ur mother la.
Then i walk away.
And then seconds later.
That person famed me

HAHAHHAHA

i have no idea why.
BUT ITS A GOOD THING.
I BET THAT LOSER WANTED TO DEFAME BUT PRESS WRONGLY.
AND I GOT MY ELECTRIC GUITAR ALREADY WOOO.
well you proberly can see that from the photo above.

HAHAHHA
CHOW OUTSIDE MUTHERFARKERS.
WEEEEE

Music

2009-09-01T16:11:00.003+08:00

1st.
I wanna stay at home so i can become fairer.
2nd.
I wanna stay at home so i can save money.
3rd.
I wanna stay at home cause i wanna sleep.
4th.
I wanna stay at home so i can blast loud music.
5th.
I wanna stay at home cause food isn't a issue

Suppose to happen:
Trip to Thailand.(CANCELED)
dream to be a cook ( NEVER HAPPENED)
Win in m1 10s ( HOPE WE DO)
Live to see ms abraham retire ( SOON)
Hair growing longer ( I THINK SO)
Growing taller ( INCH BY INCH)

But out of all those stuff.
At least im happy about 1 thing.

IM GETTING MY ELECTRIC GUITAR WOOH

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA

CELEBRATION.

well thats all happening right now

failure is my disease

2009-09-01T15:55:00.002+08:00

Recap:
Previous events that happened.
August 28, Friday.
Went for tution and
Went to meet Egg,Joel, Gina,vivian and joella.
Went for night cycling.
Met up with jus.
Contiune night cycling.
Ended up at my place and everyone slept.

August 29,Saturday.

REST DAY

August 30.
stayed at home.
And later on met
Winson, julian,jonathan tan,
Jing long and Some guy which i forgot his name.
Went to baybeats 2009.
Xinyi and group was there too.
Hein htet joined us later.
The
Concert
Was
AWESOME.
Theres were mosh.
AND
I
CROWD SURF FOR THE FIRST TIME
WOOOO.
FYI:
Crowd surf is where someone lifts you up and
Everyone carries you till you fall.
Well to sum it up
IT WAS AWESOME.

.

2009-08-24T21:45:00.001+08:00

Cause im growing up,
Cause im giving up,
So im moving on.

Comments

2009-08-18T21:26:00.003+08:00

Congrats to the floorball team for winning against bedok town 4-2.
Well i don't have much to blog about.
So i should just write about what people commented me on my hair.
i shall begin with the most sensible ones like.
Huraisyah: You look like a shark.
Favian: You cut a malay hairstlye
Jun zhao: you look younger.
Jonathan ng: *Agrees with junzhao*
Alot of people: why you cut like that?
Kayson: you look like an evil scientist.
Nabilah: *Laughs*
Jonathan tan: like that might as well cut botak.

A conversation with ms abraham
*helping her pack the books*
Abraham: So jaypee did you cut your hair?
Me: *wtf face* Yes ms abraham
Abraham: Oh you look very neat.

All right ^^

And the most DUMBEST THING I HEARD TODAY
FROM TONS OF PEOPLE. I WOULD ALWAYS REPLY THE SAME.

: Ay what happen to your hair :O
Me: oh i don't know, i wake up then like that already.
i THINK ah, at night my hair just started dropping off.

HAHAA
seriously.
what a dumb thing to say

Well i don't blame them.
its not everyday someone comes back looking like daddy yankee

Feel the breeze in my hair.

2009-08-17T20:53:00.003+08:00

I feel so wierd.
I feel like a new guy.
It all started normally untill my dm gave me detention again.
She asked me to cut my hair.
She wanted me to cut really short.
So i went to the barber.
I told the uncle.
Me: Uncle, cut my hair short and make me look cool.
AND BAMM
A new Jaypee ang .
No longer the same.
And honestly the last time i was bald was when i was like p4.
It was always long hair jaypee.
But from now on not anymore.
Well the good thing is that.
1st. Stay out of trouble for attire and grooming.
2nd. It won't be hot unlike my previous long and thick hair.
3rd. i can regrow my hair. lately my hair is getting seriously damaged.
Due to repeated dying my hair into all sorts of colours.

Well thats about it.

Anyone who laughs at me i will HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
is what my past me would say.
But now its.
Anyone who laughs at me i will Laugh back with you <333
TLC TLC TLC
kiss kiss

Its peace jaypee now

Its over

2009-08-11T20:45:00.002+08:00

Practicing patient.
Hearing your silence.
Never getting a reply.

Well im screwed.
My life is over.
Im gonna die an horrible death.
1st.
Im banned from rugby :O
2nd.
Abraham is gonna shove my reflection up my ass.

REASON ?:
Cause.
She asked me to write 15 000 words reflection. (its impossible)
I only did 5000 (1st screw up.)
I lost my Safety and environment badge (2nd screw up.)
I didn't see her for CWO (3rd screw up)
Then she delivered the final blow that ended my misery
After i wrote the 5000 words.
And of course
IT WAS FULL OF CRAP.
i was writing about songs like Apologise by One republic.
Minor Prophets by haste the day.
writing about akon songs and modifying it.
like
I wana go home right now na na
Or
Maybe im just an troublemaker.
Well
enough of the crap.
At 6 +
She went to me
collected my paper.
AND I THOUGHT I WAS FREE.
Then she said: Jaypee u better not write anything nonsense or i will give u hell .
I was screwed.
So i told her you can't write an reflection for littering 15 000 words without saying shit.
Well anyway.

wwww.uniteddogs.com/stopkillingdogs/
Go there and sign up.
Its to stop abuse of dogs.
Damn these sick ass south koreans.
their crazy
they are trying to bomb us all.
and they kill dogs.
:O
what more can i say.

When.

2009-08-10T22:17:00.002+08:00

Mike tyson has a pet tiger.
when im 21.
i proberly would go waste myself in las vegas.
thats my dream.
I mean
ITS LIKE SUPER AWESOME.
well national day.
spend it like this.
August 9.
Met with Micheal Juson And
Jonny Cyber.
and kayson.
Went to CHURCH.
:O
i know.
shocking.
after that
Went home.
changed
go to city to see the fireworks.
IT WAS CROWDED LIKE CRAP.
road blocks.
fucking matts and ahbengs EVERYWHERE.
later also saw
Asri,nabilah,erny,hanafi and some other malay people.
Bought drinks and took the mrt to jus house.
=

SLUMBER PARTY

5 guys with drinks.
5 guys with freedom.
Those assholes were Julian,Darryl,favian and kayson.
You can proberly figure out the rest.

Monday morning.
aching morning.
went home.
Slept till 8pm
woke up
STILL ACHING.
thats all.

TUDELOOO MUTHERFUCKERS

We are gangsters

2009-08-08T17:23:00.002+08:00

We kick ass

Jaypee ang slacking club

2009-08-08T16:07:00.009+08:00

Thursday.
We had a match against North brooks and North view.
We Won agains North brooks and
We tied against North view.

Haha
talked about team spirit.
Our whole rugby team ponned class.
we ponned for 2 hours

we met behind the old basketball court

AND OMG
there were like 20+ people
Here are some of the photos of them. I didn't really take all of them.
And hence thats how i created the Jaypee ang slacking club

Im taller then you think

2009-08-08T15:19:00.004+08:00

OMGOSH .
My first tuition class was yesterday.
i
felt
so
BORED.
After school went to play bball
then went back home to bath and changed
Went to Bedok north secondary (no idea why it was there)
for my tuition.
went there
then i saw my "Tuition"mates.
AND I WAS LIKE JESUS
all of them are lower sec.
i was the oldest
Went to the classroom
the teacher haven't arrive yet so i sat down.
LOL
and the class.
which was filled with wanabe gangsters and ahlians
were
asking me stupid questions
IN CHINESE ~~
and i tried to answer them the shortest way possible in english.
People: what school u from?
Me:Bedok south secondary
People:How old are u?
Me:15
1 ah beng: u got join gang?
Me: nope
same ah beng: wana join gang?
Me: nope.
People: got girlfriend?
Me: nope.
People: know any chiobus?
Me: maybe.
by time the teacher walked in.
he looked like a wheeny.
a pushover
well anyway
he was like.
Teacher: didnt' see u before are u the new student?
Me: yup
i walked to him and he asked me to mark my attendance
Teacher: u sec 1 or sec 2?
Me: sec 3
he gave me the WTF face and asked again
Teacher: u sec 1 or sec 2.
Me: sec 3.
Teacher:what subject u taking?
Me: maths.
THEN HE ASKED ME AGAIN
U SEC 1 OR 2
Me: sec 3.
Then.
blah blah blah
realise i was in the wrong place.
cabbed to katong.
where the real tution centre was at.
was 1 hour late.
Walked in the class.
ANOTHER CHINESE ORIENTATED CLASS FILLED WITH WANNABEE AH BENG AND AH LIAN.
i was like oh god.
sat down.
nobody was listening in class.
Tried to listen but just couldn't.
later 3 ah bengs approached me.
talk to me in chinese.
blah blah blah.
AND THEY BECAME MY MINIONS.
WHY?
cause i have lip piercing
i don't know why.
they respected me for that.
Become my jaypee ang minion squad
ya da ya da yada.
TUITION ENDED.
AND I BUSED HOME.

Hoping you would cross the line.
i got a gun full of ammo to hit you

Heartless

2009-08-05T20:42:00.003+08:00

PSH wasted day.
Long day of school.
MR AZMAN NEVER COME TODAY.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i think he broke his leg.
but,
after school.
DE-TEN-TION WITH THE WOMAN AT HER THRONE.
A B H
SHES SCARY HER HAIRS CURLY AND SHE WEARS A SARONG.
spent my youth DOING CWO.
Corrective work order.
and it aint easy.
I HAVE TO DO IT FOR A WEEK.
Just because.
i
threw
A
TISSUE.
god damn im wasting my life.
that white piece of tissue cause me 1 week of cwo.
how could she be so heartless?
I GOT A NEW PHONE.
WOWOW
but the moment my fingers touched it
SWOOSH
there goes the phone
first scratch the first second i touched it.

Favian should be killed and molested.

Dum Dum Dum

2009-08-03T22:07:00.003+08:00

Woo its monday.
the most F-ked up day of the week.
new day.
new week.
=
long day.
long week.
H1n1 has mutated to h3n2.
fucking swines.
yeah and its the mexican that cause this.
well anyway.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ERNY

WOAHHHHHHH
besides from that

VIRGOS

Although matters at home may require a little extra attention today, something new is occupying your mind, namely, your love for that which is out of reach or otherwise far away. This feeling can extend into that which is spiritual and transcendental for some born under the maiden, so this day could be the beginning of an effort to connect with others in a different place, or the impulse to seek out a spiritual or metaphysical experience

always on the dot.

every morning.
would see you guys.
hurts to see,
but nothing i could do about it.
she seems so distant so far away.
Always wating for reply but it never comes

Woots

2009-08-02T21:42:00.003+08:00

Oh ok.
Spend my day with JULIAN TAN.
HAHAH ,
brother bonding.
Yesterday,
We made a video

and believe me.
ITS HARD.
BUT ITS DAMN FUN.
we had like millions of retake.
many bloopers.
and dozen of times we forget our lines.
AND
MOST
OF
ALL.
IT WAS DAMN EMBARRASSING.
people would laugh at us.
and there are even thoes who walk to us and talk to us.
well overall we had fun :)

this is what happens when u leave.
Two 15 year old boys,
With a video cam,
downstairs compassvale blk 257b.

and oh yeah.
we aint gay.
its entertainment people.
SHOWBIZZ~

2009-07-29T22:06:00.000+08:00

Racial harmony day,
Blah blah blah.

After school.
Swim
Swim
Swim
And eat macdonalds

soo

2009-07-29T20:23:00.002+08:00

Psh , always knew it wouldn't work out.
just didn't wana realise it.
I knew you the longest.
and didn't expect it to be this awkward.
And why the hell do people think im rowdy and vulgar.
Its just super offending la
im not even rough.
i admit im vulgar but everyone scolds vulgarities too.
i feel so offended.
Its all about the circumstances
the height
and the looks.
and im lacking in all.
People think i can't study.
People think i can't keep quiet.
WELL I CAN.
I know when theres times i got to keep my mouth shut.
WELL WHAT MAKES YOU GUYS THINK I CAN'T STUDY IN A LIBRARY.
I wana be taken seriously.
Just because i joke around alot doesn't mean i don't know when to be serious.
i wana change
--------------------------------

We guys used to be one whole group.
groups splitting apart.
1 half 1 half.
rivalry.

----------------------------------
its not a crime but i need a ffup.

---------------------------------
Rugby is the only thing that helps you to destress.

Guess got to be a more serious guy now.

LOL

2009-07-28T19:36:00.002+08:00

HAHA first thing.
The below post.
Wasn't me,
Julian hacked my account at the comp lab
and the rest just follows.We took photos at the com lab
HAHHA
WITH A WEBCAM.

Well thats about it.
theres plenty of stuff to write about.
But
Im tierd
And i think im gonna be a flatfoot.
WELL OFF TO WOW

BYE SINYORITAS

2009-07-28T11:55:00.004+08:00

NABILAHS THE PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!SHE SOOO HOTTTTTT~~~~~~~
HURAISYAH IS THE CUTEST TOO!
BUT JULIAN AR..THAT GUY IS THE MOST GOOD LOOKING DUDE I EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE 15 YEAR OLD SCHOOL BOY LIFE!!!

i envy them so much..if i could choose to be a girl/new guy i would choose to be them.

THEY'RE THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE IN THE WORLLDDDDDDDDD

p.s:ju and nab and huraisyah and hanafi and erny and sufi and kayson and ilmi.But julian is still the coolest and so is the rest!!I LOVE U ALLLLLL~~~~
(no they didnt give me money to write this)
(nor did they forced me)
(or hit me)
(or threathened)
i just love them so muchhh.
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Hillsong united

2009-07-16T21:56:00.006+08:00

Words of wisdom from someone special :) -
Heheh,It's worth it to share good things :D

Thats why You guys are gonna know an awesome band today.
AND ITS CALLED HILLSONG.

Hillsong united, A REALLY AWESOME BAND.
They are a christian band that sings superrr nice songs.

Check them out at youtube.
try listening to -
Perfect love,
Stronger
and mighty to save :D

OH YA AND SUPPORT THE CHINESE DANCE SYF

ITS ON 24th ~

SUPPORT PLEASE.
MORE INFORMATION
Call jonathan tan

HAHAH
96717176

Happy birthday

2009-07-15T21:53:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS JAZREEL YEO.

:)

MJ WAS MURDERED.

2009-07-13T21:54:00.002+08:00

LaToya Jackson believes her brother Michael Jackson was murdered by a group of conspirators trying to get hold of his fortune.

Yup. Mj's sister thinks that MICHEAL JACKSON WAS MURDERED.
well i don't know about that.
well all i know is the day of Micheal jacksons death.

People msg me about.

OMG KING OF POP IS DEAD.

And peoples msn pm was.

HE WAS THE POP KING. or
HE IS A LIVING LEGEND.
at first i thought ne yo/usher died.
then i found out MJS dead.

Not really shocked.
didn't really affected me.

BUT ,

the reaction of the world was.
OMFFFFG

what hypocrites.
i mean b4 that was.

ohh micheal jackson touched a kid.

Micheal jacksons gay.

Mj die.

WAH MJ MY HERO DIED.
LIVING LEGACY

A LEGEND

INSPIRED MANY PEOPLE.

FULL OF FUCKING CRAP

u assholes.
act all sad and sorry.

well not being a hater.

but seeing those youtube vids

about black people crying.
then i remembered watching a mj hate vid

MADE BY BLACKS.

and now they come crying to shitass youtube.

OK THATS ALL.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tragic life.

2009-07-12T21:23:00.002+08:00

Ok On July 11 On a saturday.
I met winson at kem
and we took mrt to the city.
Starbucks.
Study.
enough said.
Went home.
I mean SUPPOSEDLY to go home.
took mrt to Kallang.
went to take bus from there.
took a short nap.
FOUND MYSELF BACK IN THE CITY.
I TOOK THE WRONG SIDE.
Pissed off.
walked to the busstop.
then suddenly a bus 16 came.
i was like "yes super lucky no need wait for bus"
Took it with confidence of that it goes to my house.
had another nap in the bus.
woke up at
BUKIT MERAH.
FUCKKKKKKKK
Took 197, Checked it this time to be sure.
NOWWWWW

THE CLIMAX

a saddening story.
on bus 197.
it was a single decker.
all the bus seats were taken.
except for mine and this random stranger sitting infront of me.
that was when this "couple" or couple look alike boarded the bus.
they were about my age.
the girl was Australian, and the dude was singaporean.
the girl sat beside me
and the guy sat infront
That was when the guy confessed to her.
The Chat log.
-The girls name is sabrina. i know cause the guy said it.

Girl: *silence*
Boy: sabrina..
Sabrina: yeah?
Boy:sabrina i like you..
Awkward silence
Sabrina:Thanks.
Boy:can we get together?
Sabrina:Sorry i don't think im ready for a relationship.
Boys face changes.
He was crushed.Shattered.
And I WAS FUCKIGN THERE.
I SWEAR.
i felt dammn Ps.
soo for the journey.
both kept quiet.
Sabrina left the bus.
when she got down at parkway.
me and the guy looked outside the window.
WOAHH we saw sabrina hugging this 19++ Australian dude.
The guy.
wanted to cry so bad.
he looked at me and i just gave him the "Holy shit lifes tough face".
The bus reached marine parade.
before i alighted i told the guy that singapore has better girls.
and i went down.

So the morale of the story,
I learned today in life that.
AUSSIES ARE ASSHOLES.

* not implyed to every aussies

OMG

2009-07-12T21:14:00.006+08:00

So many things to say.
BUT FIRST OF ALL.

OMGGGGGGGGGG

CROW ZERO 2.

Crow zero 2,
A movie.
My point of view.
Good looking japanese boys

Pissed off with each other.
Fighting for their pride of the school.
And of course the cool fight scenes.
Thats it

Busy

2009-06-10T21:10:00.003+08:00

2 days ago.
Went to orchard then stay at terences crib.

Yesterday
woke up meet junzhao and jonathan T at vivo
And WE WATCH MONSTERS VS ALIENS.
Heart 2 heart talk.
bonding.
Smoke in the air.
sunset.
Went home.
then later met junzhao and dion at 1am below my house.
Went to ECP
WAH
The cool breeze and the soft sand
Had a friendly fight .
Dions fat.

AND NOW THE MAIN EVENT WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITNG FOR.

Todays most intresting topic is.

FAVIAN HANS DOCUMENTARY

FAVIAN was born on 19 august 1994

in some stupid hospital

that he doesn't give a shit about

just as he came out

some perverted doctor decided to slap his ass and see if he would cry

FAVIAN then being less than a minute old cried

To FAVIANS CHILDHOOD

when he was 3 he could clearly remember that he had two older sisters that to this day still piss the hell out of him and occasionally treat him nice

TOOOOOOOO BE CONTINUED...

Haha its a decent suspense,Favian hans documentary cliffhanger

Whered you go?

2009-06-07T19:50:00.003+08:00

Woke up.
Went to find jonathan tan as he finished his church camp.
Later junzhao and junnan joined in.
Played hardcore basketball.
Went home.
Now im waiting for my cousain.
I think im going to the city soon
CIAO ASSHOLES

Wondering where she went?

Stop

2009-06-06T19:48:00.003+08:00

Woke up.
Meet Junzhao , Favian and kayson for some hardcore lan.
After that went to Parkway to chill.
Eat macdonalds.
Later when to play bowling and reekee and wheely joined in
HAHA WHEELY LOST TO A SMALL GIRL IN DATONA.
Bowling. ranking was
1st-Reekee.
2nd-Me.
3rd- Junzhao
4th-Kayson
And last is favian.
AND THE USUAL
LOSER MUST BUY DRINKS :O
so he owe us drinks

So amazing

2009-06-01T10:53:00.000+08:00

Todays the big day man.
Its the chalet!
and reekees birthday.
Its gonna be AWESOME.
Well im off to prepare my stuff.
i be back in 4 days time to brag about what i have done.

ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS

2009-05-29T22:08:00.002+08:00

OH YEAH ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS.
The chalets in 2 days.
its
Gonna
FUCKING ROCK *(#$(@*$(*@#$

Thoughts

2009-05-27T19:52:00.007+08:00

If you had a million dollars

I would:Spent 500 on clothes,buy a car a house and keep the rest in the bank.
Julian said: Slap jaypee ang face with it
Jonathan tan said:Put all in the bank and never work ever again
Kayson said: if i had i wouldn't tell anyone and spend myself
Favian said: Buy woman, new comp a backup house and a new guitar
Roy said: i will send jaypee back to phillipines
Ilmi said:Spend it on prostitutes, buy boots a car and a new house
Cybelle said:invest,treat friends and buy what i need
Hweebeng said:Donate to charity and travel around the world
Yongzheng said:Pay my tution fees and eat astons everyday
Firdaus said:Use it to buy another million dollars
Jeff said:Buy big house, get a lambo and invest
Jazreel said:give some to my parents, keep some in my bank, donate some, and treat my best
friends.
Lydia said:Buy a private condo and live with my family.
Jeanie said: GO JEAN YIP DO SLIM TREATMENT
Junzhao said: ...
Jia yi said:i would, give half to my family, then i'll donate some to the needy and then i will keep the rest as savings and use it when i need to :D
Gabriel said: Donate it.
Leonard said:I would quit school and stay at home till i run out of money.
Michelle said: Buy a car, go shopping and eat loads of food :D
Edmund said: Donate 1 dollar to charity and spend the money to make my life better.
Amanda said: Donate all to charity cause she have not enough life to spend them.
Chris said: Burn it and slap the money on peoples face.
KLP said: Spend on parents and charity and everyones fun
Dion said: Invest.
Terence said:Use it to Bomb all the school in singapore.
Remy said:Release mas selamat
My dad said:give all the money to me.
My mum said: Change house, buy furniture and Go to korea to see her korean idol.

HAHA so thats how everyone wana spend it

2009-05-27T19:15:00.006+08:00

The Singapore government on Wednesday confirmed the city-state's first H1N1 flu case, a 22-year-old Singaporean woman who is being quarantined in hospital.

WOOOOOOO
About time we get it.
BUT WE JUST HAD TO GET IT AT THE 2ND LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.
NOOOOOO.
well thats it then.
haven been going to school since exams over.

YESTERDAY
met the rest at summer gardens and we head over to eat macdonalds breakfast.
It Was Awesome.
After that went to my crib.
It was a big mess.
Julian blasting thecno.
Dion and jonathan tan rolling around my bed(julian joined after).
Jing xuan play dota.
and me?
Just sitting down and thinking why the hell did i let them come at the first place.
After that we meet Junzhao Neng Dion favian cybelle and michelle
At Jonathans condo.
Went to gym and swim.
Took bus 12 back home.
TODAY
Met kayson at summer gardens
Headed over to macdonalds AGAIN
To eat the all so delicious BIG BREAKFAST
which wasn't really that big cause it could be finished in 2 minutes.
After that Julian,jonathan tan and junzhao joined us at macs
We went to my crib again.
And im still wondering why i did the same mistake again.
Julian blast thecno again.
Kayson playing guitar
Jonathan lying on the floor msging
Jun zhao was just sitting on my coach like a fat cat.
AND JONATHAN BROKE MY GLASS!
After that went to kem
Met up with favian,daryl,dion,neng,kokjin,reekee and michelle.
Played basketball.
went home.
Now im sitting on my chair.wondering if i should go to school tomorrow

Inter class

2009-05-22T20:35:00.002+08:00

There wasn't any lessons today.
LOL
Basketball. sigh.
School was awesome today besides the basketball part.
There was gladiator and it was super awesome.
After school went swimming.
Parkway parade.
Strolled home slowly.

Finger on the trigger.

2009-05-19T21:44:00.002+08:00

Rule #1 : If you open this you take it.
Rule #2 : You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.
Rule #3 : Tag 17 people..Answer True or False.
Q : Kissed someone on your friends list?A : True
Q: Been arrested?A : True.
Q : Do you like someone?A : False.
Q : Held a snake?A : False.
Q : Been suspended from school?A : False.
Q : Sang karaoke?A : True.
Q : Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?A : True.
Q : Laughed until you started crying?A : True.
Q : Caught a snowflake on your tongue?A : False.
Q : Kissed in the rain?A : False.
Q : Sat on a roof top?A : True.
Q : Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?A : True.
Q : Broken a bone?A : False.
Q : Shaved your head?A : True.
Q : Played a prank on someone?A : True.
Q : Shot a gun?A : True. (also didnt ask fake or real gun)
Q : Donated Blood?A : False
..Just be 100% truthful.LAST PERSON THAT.
1. You hung out with?- The brothers.
You texted?- Phone spoil.
You were in a car with?- Xiuqi and chris.
Went to the movies with?- No idea
5. Person you went to shop with?- Alot
6. You talked on the phone?- Dion.
You hugged?- Many.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.
1. Sun or moon?- Moon.
2. Winter or Fall?- Winter.
3. Left or Right?- Right.
4. Sunny or rainy?- In the middle
5. Where do you live?- Singapore
6. Club or pub?- Both
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on?- Yes
8. Do you want to get married?- Yeah
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?- Just eat it
10. What time is it?- 9.49 pm.
Are you afraid of commitment?- No
12. What is your greatest hope/wish?- To find the best place
13. Do you cook?- Im in FnN.
14. Current mood?- Boringgggggg.
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...1. Kissed someone?- Nah2. Sang?- Yeah
3. Listened to music?- Yeah
4. Danced?-Yeah
5. Cried?- No
Theres more but im lazy to do.

Exams are over

2009-05-19T20:39:00.002+08:00

Its been a while since i blog.
well
Lots of stuff happen lately.
SOOO i will start off with a quizz :D
TENS ARE YOU
★Are you single ? Yes.
★Are you happy ?Define happy.
★Are you bored ? Yes.
★Are you fair ? Nope.
★Are you italian ? No.
★Are you honest ? Yeah.
★Are you nice ? To certain people.
★Are you irish ？ Nope.
★Are you Asian ? Half .
TENS FACTS :★Full Name : Jaypee Ang
★Nickname : No idea
★Birthplace : Singapore
★Hair colour : Depends on the hair dye
.★Natural Hairstyle : Flat
★Birthday ：8/09/1994
★Mood : -.
★Favourite Colours : Black white red and blue
★One place you like to visit : Ocean
.TENS THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
★Have you been in love? Yes.
★Do you believe in love at first sight? Depends.
★Do you currently have a crush? -
★Have you ever broken anyone's heart? Ask the girl.
★Have you ever been hurt emotionally? Yeah.
★Have you ever had your heart brokened and when? Woah tell me about it,But its the past and i prefer it confidential.
★Have you ever liked anyone but is afraid of telling him? Yeah.★
Are you afraid of commitment? Nope
★Who was the last person you hugged? I don't know, i hug everyone.
★Who was the last person you said i love you to? -.
TENS THIS OR THAT★Love or Lust ?
Both
★Hard liquor or beer ? Both.★
Cats or Dogs ? Dogs.
★A few best friends or any regular friends ? Brothers and friends.
★Creamy or crunchy ? What the hell is this suppose to mean.
★Wild night out or romantic night? Wild night, im a extreme guy.
★Money or happiness? I wana be a happy rich guy
★Night or day? Night.
★IM or phone? Inpreson
TENS HAVE YOU EVERS :
★Been caught sneaking out? Don't need too, i have freedom.
★Seen a polar bear? Picture.
★Done something you regret? Lots of.
★Bungee jumped? HELL YEAH IT WAS AWESOME.
★Eaten food that fell on the floor? See if im hungry.
★Finished an entire jaw breaker? Huh?.
★Been caught naked? LOL its part of life.
★Wanted an ex gf/bf back? Yeah.
★Cried because you lost a pet? Hmm nope.
★Wanted to disappear? Nah .
TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER :
★Smile or eyes? Both.
★Light or dark hair? Dark.
★Hugs or Kisses ? Hugs and kisses, they go together.
★Shorter or Taller? Shorter.
★Intelligence or attraction? Intelligence and attractive!.
★Topmen or zara? Both.
★Funny or serious? Funny about funny stuff and serious about serious stuff.
★Older or Younger? Younger.
★Outgoing or quiet? Outgoing .
★Sweet or bad? Sweet.
TEN HAVE YOUS:
★Ever performed in front of a large crowd? Yeah.
★Ever talking on a phone longer then a hour? Yes.
★Ever tried walking on your hands? Do that all the time.
★Ever been to a rock concert? Yeah
★Ever been on a cheerleading team? Nope .
★Ever been on a dance team? Yeah.
★Ever been on a sport team? Yes.
★Ever been in a drama play/ production? Yes.
★Ever owned a BMW...? Soon.
★Ever been in a rape video? Yeah.
TEN LASTS★Last phone call you made? Terence.
★Last person you hugged? Wait isn't this on top.
★Last person you hanged out with? The hood.
★Last time you worked? Ages
★Last time you IM-ed to? Dion
★Last person you texted to? My phone broke so i can't remember.
★Last person you went to movie with? no idea.
★Last person/thing you missed? -.
★Last website visited? www.facebook.com
TENS PEOPLE TO DO THIS :People who is reading the quizz

Fear.

2009-04-30T13:33:00.002+08:00

I still think chucky is scary.
didn't go school today.

Going to picnic tomorrow :D
i miss my Golden hair.
Well im gonna have a red mohawk at june anyway ^^

Im off to have a nice sleep.

Airsoft

2009-04-25T22:47:00.002+08:00

Haha today was such an awesome day.
went to The singapore airsoft field at turf city which is located at bukit timah.
It was an once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dions dad friend just opened an airgun company there.
So we were sponsered free games ^^
it was an awesome place.
there were places to ride horse,play cars and even an rugby training camp and paintball wars.
We were given helmets and body guards
But there weren't any fucking crouch guard.
The power of a shot from the pallet gun could smash a hole through a coke can !
Well the first team was
Me, Weelee,Dion and junzhao
VS
Kayson,favian,reekee and jonathan ng.
It was an fucking elimination round
The second round mission was to
shoot down the other team targets to win
the teaming was
Me,weelee,dion and jonathan
VS
The botaks- which was favian,reekee,junzhao and kayson.
WELL WE WONED~!
but i got headshot by motherfucking reekee
and it hurt LIKE FUCKED
just 1 fucking small pallet
which was like really small
could caused such an enormous baluku at my head sia.
well it was fucking awesome though.
The instrutors were friendly.
It was free.
Well after that
Took the shuttle bus to clemanti
and bused to siglap for some late KFC
Went home after that.

Long day

2009-04-21T21:26:00.002+08:00

Jesus.
Its been ages since i updated.

well my sister is still MIAing

Its been weeks.

Its Wednesday tomorrow

Theres a friday friendlies with Northbrooke.

WELL THERE ARE GOING DOWN
!

Yeah

2009-04-16T20:57:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN TAN WHITE ASS LI EN.
WELL LAZY TO TYPE
JUST VIEW THE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS AT
http://michellepwnxz.blogspot.com/
http://hellopluto.blogspot.com/
http://shuturlips.blogspot.com/
and if ur wondering why i was floured even though its not my birthday.
I can't answer that
its because dumb jun zhao
thought it would be fun to throw flour at my face cause he couldn't catch the birthdayboy
and yeah flour in eyes = HURTS ALOT MAN.
After that got hungry
Heard got birthday cake weee
lala i lighted up the candles
next thing i know they were throwing the cake around.
well unlike the rest.
cause im mr most civilised person
and hungry
i just stood there
and ate the cake
without any care in the world :D
well it was an awesome day.

Well Lots of stuff

2009-04-16T19:50:00.014+08:00

Many things to say. many things happen. well just came back from the police headquaters Not gonna explain what i did. Well recently got back from phillipines Yeah i have a wierd family who goes on a vacation on the middle of april. Well theres many photos so let me upload only some

Jesus

2009-04-02T00:07:00.002+08:00

HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY COW .
i just found out today that i was going phillipines.
ON FRIDAY.
Its just so fucking sudden.
Okay yesterday.
Basketball.
then went home.
Today.
soccor and captains ball.
Go home.
PLAY MINI DOTA.
RUN KITTY RUN.
SPONGEBOB SLIDE
PUDGE WARS.
Haaha all were awesome games.
Today is april fools day.
Fucking james poh played a prank on me.
ASSHOLE.

THATS ALL.

End of a long weekend.

2009-03-29T22:07:00.003+08:00

Well.
Friday. came back from rugby match
between untiy secondary.
Lost :(

Fuck it was the last game of the season.

Went back home.

Bathe.

11pm
Met terence, aizat,shalihin
to EAST COAST PARK.

for terence birthday party celebrations

He spent 100 over for drinks

I went there around 11

they were already wasted

Terence was lying on the floor.
hein htet was sleeping

aizat was playing psp

And shalihin talking some rubbish to strangers.

Well i slap them till they wake up

Terence vomited on himself

then hein htet vomited on the sand
shalihin was still talking to strangers.
Gave up on them.

went to drink

LOL

then everything was __________
______________
______________
morning went back home

Slept for 12 hours

Woke up at 6pm

got prepared

went to kovan to celebrate

Terence Birthday party again
Expect its with a different group
It was with Tricia,Melody,Cihui,yiying,esther,Kevin

Got drunk

played with flour

throw ed waterballoons

People complain

Police comes

yadayadayada

Terence got caught for smoking.

Then cabbed to terence house at 12pm.
Woke up on a sunday morning

To celebrate PART 3 OF TERENCE GODDAMN BIRTHDAY PARTY.

was suppperrr tired already.

but we still did party.

It was with the family

Hungry jaypee+ ????= Full jaypee.

Answer is

Hungry jaypee+fried chicken and sotong=Full jaypee.
was as fat as a pig man
Then stayed in terence room for 6 hours

For a movie marathon
we watched-

10+
cabbed back home.
FUCK I HATE CABBING BACK HOME

everything in singapore rise very fast.

Gst rise so fast.

Food drinks price rise so fast

Taxi metre also rise so fast.
every time is rise my heart pain sia

Then reached home.

Fuck i was short of 2 dollars.
:O

called my parents

BUT THEY WERE NOT AT HOME.

sooo
i told the uncle if he could give me student price

haha

the uncle pity ed me and let me off

AWESOME.

tomorrows a new week of school.

That sucks!

Bugis

2009-03-23T22:48:00.003+08:00

School.
OMG
WHAT A GODDAMN LONG BORING DAY OF SCHOOL.
TOTURES YOUR MIND AND SOUL MAN.
Well after school.
head over to bugis
with DION Julian,jonathan tan,jonathan ng,kok jin,kayson,jun zhao, cybelle and OMGITSMICHELLE.
Was suppose to help kok jin buy bag.
but,
well problems occured
and it was a rough day.
TOMMORROW WE GONNA PLAY BASKETBALL !!
AWESOME
FRIDAYS GONNA HAVE A MASS PARTYYYY FOR TERENCE.

AWESOMENESSSSSSSS.

Rock out messieurs.

School.

2009-03-22T22:50:00.001+08:00

Omgosh
tomorrows school.
And i think i need a longer holiday.
Well spent the rest of my holidays at the chalet and my cousins house.
We went fishing.
Chalet.
Got into trouble.
And the usual stuff.

I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT.

CMA

2009-03-19T20:52:00.002+08:00

WEDNESDAY.

Woke up,
lazy around at terence house.
then go cityhall.
go city.
blah blah blah
the usual.
at night.
went to meet Julian,Jonathan,Junzhao and daryl.
While shalihin terence aizat went to hein htet.
Well we drank LONDON DRY.
Omg
i got drunk so fast.
vomited.
wasted.
and woke up like a new man with no worries.
slack at julians house
Went home.
now sitting at the chair playing com like an asshole.
and im about to go prepare to go to terence chalet.
BANZAI~
Then tomrrow early morning
go meet julian and gang to go to SENTOSA!
It will be the sun the sand and the sea.
^^
OH RIGHT!

Upalumpa

2009-03-17T22:28:00.003+08:00

Sunday.
Went cityhall.
The rest of the group went to steal stuff from seven eleven.
BUT I DID NOT.
CAUSE I WAS INNOCENT.
They stole vodka and other alcohol.
Got drunk and decided to walk back to east coast park
so from them walk back to east coast.
_______________________________________
_________________________________________
____________________________________________
_________________________________________________
__________________________________________________
_________________________________________________
I have done stuff none of your small brains can comprehend.
The crew sleepover at crib.

Monday.
Went to meet winson and gang.
Went to celebrate some girls birthday.
TOOK THEIR DRINKS.
Went to stayover at terence CRIB WITH SHALIHIN
PARTY PARTY PARTY !

Well im gonna go terence chalet tomrrow to get wasted.
OHOHYEAH!

THAILAND

2009-03-12T22:30:00.003+08:00

Changmai,Thailand.

Well the recent commotion about the bind thinggy is going crazy man.

what change group there change group here.

Aren't we like all gonna be one whole big group of bdsians
walking down CHANGMAI.

or thailand.

maybe i should consider starting a new life there.

Go there be a fisherman and be fisherman jay sell fishes for DISCOUNTED PRICES.

1 fish 1 butt.

Tomorrow is gonna be a long day of running

ass cross country.

but i think its gonna be fun ^^

BDS

2009-03-12T22:17:00.002+08:00

ohoh.
LOL
didn't go school again.
woke up like at 7
changed and reached school at 8
stand outside school and stared at it for 5 mins.
called jonathan tan for advice.
but little did i know that he hypnotise me to doing something evil.
next thing i knew i was running for my life.
something so serious that even apologising could not undone the evil deeds i have done.
i was dancing with the devil.
breathing grew harder
and my vision was blurred.

( that was an example of what its like if i exaggerate and write like a novel, WELL AT LEAST TRY TO WRITE LIKE ONE.)

okay. i reached simpang and took 9
to simei
BREAKFAST
YADAYADAYADA
Went to school for rugby match WITH UNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL.
Match postponed cause of weather.
saw heekeent the pussy training at ccab.

Living in denial

HAHA I GOT OWNED

2009-03-10T19:58:00.002+08:00

K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
i own you this time round , the maths test .\
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
i got 2 and you got 1 .
Jay pee says:
LOL
Jay pee says:
NOOOOOOOOO
Jay pee says:
u got lucky
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
hahahah .
Jay pee says:
the next time
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
yep , i was .
Jay pee says:
i would be 3
Jay pee says:
and u will be 2
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
ok . you be 3 .
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
i be 10
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
or mayb more , hopefully.
Jay pee says:
shut up la
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
hahaha
Jay pee says:
when take report card?
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
alot of ppl fail , and many got 1 . how sad
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
not sure ,
Jay pee says:
LOL
Jay pee says:
HAHA
Jay pee says:
suckers
Jay pee says:
what result get back already?
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
and we got no choco except for today but you didnt come ! hahahah
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
history , 82 % pass . ss 69 % passs
Jay pee says:
NOOOOOOO
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
fck , only 1% !
Jay pee says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
ya , and its all becos of you sucker
Jay pee says:
LOL
Jay pee says:
HAHA
Jay pee says:
why?
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
you fail ss .
Jay pee says:
i kno
Jay pee says:
i FAIL BY 1 FUCKING MARK
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
i think .... haha
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
oh , see .
Jay pee says:
i fail his and ss
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
its becos of you !
Jay pee says:
BY 1 MARK
Jay pee says:
SO IF I GOT THAT 1 MARK
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
ITS BECOS OF YOU , OUR CLAS GOT NO CHOCO .
Jay pee says:
WE COULD HAV CHOCOS
Jay pee says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
you suck jaypee ! ):
Jay pee says:
THE GUILTYNESS
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
yes , feel guillty and bang your head against the wall .
Jay pee says:
LOL
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
LOL.
Jay pee says:
ur fault la
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
no . i passs kay sucker !
Jay pee says:
haha
Jay pee says:
ty co
Jay pee says:
i bet u cheat
Jay pee says:
ChEay
Jay pee says:
cheAt
Jay pee says:
*
Jay pee says:
FUCK
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
nope . im very honest . ididnt (:
Jay pee says:
LOL
Jay pee says:
CHEAT LA
Jay pee says:
HAHA
Jay pee says:
lies
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
hahaha
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
i don lie ,
K LP im not happy , don ask . im not speaking says:
ohk , i do . only when im suppose t but now , im speaking the truth .
Jay pee says:
lies again

WTF MAN.
Cause i made a deal with mr tay that if the class 70% people pass for ss and history
He will buy for us CHOCOLATES FOR A 3 WEEKS.
And if its below 70% i would have to shave my eyebrows
AND JESUS
IT WAS
HISTORY-
82%
SS-
69%
FUCK 69 MAN
I WAS THAT FUCKING 1 PERCENT.
I FAILED BOTH HISTORY AND SS
BY 1 GOD DAMN MARK.
NOW I HAVE TO SHAVE MY EYEBROWS.
THE HORROR.
well for the record.
i blame all of this on mr tay.
why?
cause hes fat.
Well didn't went to school today.
went to buy macdonalds BREAKFAST
and went back home to maple .
YAYYAY.(im such a geek)
well if u don't like it then kill yourself.
Bathe
and prepared to go to the rugby match
VS UNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL.
Was in high spirits as i was about to open up a can of ass whopping.
But useless ghazali said that the match next next week.
Fuck
Cheat our innocent hearts.
well went training.
Jon Ng got tackled and dislocate his shoulder
abulance came
i think hes gonna die.
WELL REST IN PEACE.
IM NOT SAD CAUSE WE HAVE A SUB FOR HIM ^^
well all of us are gonna be famous.
then went to play BASKETBALL
in the new indoor stadium.
OMG MAN THAT WAS LIKE MY FIRST TIME GOING IN.
I FELT SO AMAZE.
LIKE I WAS IN A DIFFERENT PLACE.
Then played with lower sec
AND WE KICKED THEIR SORRY ASS BACK TO HELL.
Im fucking worned out man.
haha and you know what.
its always so FUNN!!! to go training.
WOW i wish SOMEONE!! could go.
not saying names.

julian julian julian

OFF TO MAPLE.
YAYEAH.

Dream

2009-03-09T21:11:00.003+08:00

Useless day.
Normal school.
After school ended.
Make a run to the school gate.
I thought i was released from the evil clutches of school.
then i heard a mistress in distress.
Abraham was like Jaypee come over here.
Then i was like Fuck no man fuck no.
walked to her.
she told me my hair was long.
i told her i know my hair was long.
then she said go cut it.
After that
Went to T3 .

Holidays are coming.
3 more fucking days.
AND IM GONNA PARTTY TILL I DROP.

HAHA THIS MADE ME LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

Blacked out

2009-03-08T22:36:00.002+08:00

After met terence at kallang at 10pm
Went to kovan.
So much for clubbing,
at the end we didn't go so we went some park to slack
THEY BOUGHT TONS AND TONS FOR DRINK.
DIdn't know anyone there 0.0
SO THATS WHEN I TOTALLY MAKE FRIENDS.
At first didn't want to drink.
so i called cybelle to disturb her ^^
HAHA thats when i know her evil secrets of what she does at night.
SHE WATCH CARTOONS !!
after that her bat ran out
so i went to join the rest and drank
got drunk
and from then on i couldn't remember anything.
all i know that i followed someone to mac
walked halfway i blackedout.
Woke up at 3pm at sengkang.
With a major hang over
asked my cousain what happen
he told me that i knocked out and fell to the floor.
so we took cab back to his place.
feeling all shitty after woke up
then after that his parents brought us to sakae sushi
for the buffet
EAT EAT EAT.
full.
Went home.
and slept my ass off

Oh rightt.

2009-03-07T19:59:00.003+08:00

Today woke up at 1pm.
Used the com.
Suppose to go out with reekee and the rest to buy boots but was too lazy.

Suppose to go out with JonT, Daryl and the rest to play lan but was raining.

Sooo out of all those options

I CHOOSE TO WATCH HSM 3

HOLY COW.

VANESSA IS SIZZLING MAN.
SHE HAVE THE TOTALLY INNOCENT LOOK.
Well im gonna meet terence soon.

We have DECIDED TO CLUB ALL NIGHT.
If anything bad happens Thats when i run like hell
Well ciao messieurs.

ANDDDD

CASSADEE IS AWESOME

End

2009-03-05T22:25:00.002+08:00

School.
Social Studies.
IR.
Casino.
Inference.
English.
Informal letter.
Chemistry test.
Mr azman class sucked.
After that FnN
LOL
So much for learning food and nutrients.
Ended up learning about ur RECTUM!
Or in other words your A hole.
Saw the inside of it cause some video
showed an guys ass with a camera
So that means the guy must have shoved an camera up his ass :O
Okay.
RUGBY.
I love juniors.
Match.
LOL
I GOT RAPED.
Gerald tore my entire shirt.
Literally.
Teared it.
My favourite camp T shirt is now.
Halfed.
I felt so violated.
So raped.
Well i still continue playing.
Half naked
On the field
When is raining.

Well thats life.

School today

2009-03-04T21:46:00.002+08:00

Stupid day.Just the usual woke up late :O
bathed and strolled to the busstop.
it was 7.10 and i was gonna be super late.
that was when reekee and his car came and saved my lazy ass.
got a ride to school.
same old stuff.
History ca.
blah blah blah.
Common test.
Treaty of jaypee.
Hyper inflation
the big 3.
yada yada yada.
chinese ca.
snoozed out.
recess
food.
Music.
ASSSSSSSSSEMMBLY
i swear man i wana quit being a leader
i only did it for the badge.
ITS SUPPPER COOL.
After school.
jon tan shaved his hair.
go dion house.
WANTED TO PRANK CALL KAYSON CHURCH FRIEND HAHA.
LOL oh ya past few days activies.

And my cousain was caught taking drugs.(screwed :O)
HAHAH
I got lectured.even though i don't know why.
Played dota with jon T and Kayson
dinner.
and sit down and watch anime :D

Few days ago,

Kem basketball.
play game.
loser prankcall.
which is me.
LOL.
prank call kaysons muaythai gym and told them i wana learn taekwando.
prank call kaysons church friends.
blah blah blah.
Recently also went to gym.
had training .
AND I GOT MY FREAKING HANDPHONE CONFISCATED.
god damn it.

Worlds changing

2009-03-04T21:20:00.002+08:00

Jonathan is bald.
hes hairless.
hes not cool anymore.
oh well training tomorrow.
and a intresting articale i just read.

SINGAPORE: The professor who was stabbed by a student at the Nanyang Technological University (NTU) on Monday was discharged from hospital early Wednesday morning. Associate Professor Chan Kap Luk sustained injuries to his back and hand, and had been warded at the National University Hospital. Chan was attacked in his office by his 21-year-old Indonesian student David Hartanto Widjaja. The undergraduate was said to have slit his wrist thereafter and then jumped off a building in the engineering faculty. He died from injuries and his body was cremated on Tuesday. Meanwhile, his parents and elder brother who had arrived in Singapore on Monday night to help identify the body, are expected to head back to Jakarta late Wednesday. - 938Live

Well you should know by the news that this guy stabbed his professor . slit his wrist and jumped down.
Theres a video about it but i shouldn't put it up.
you guys fagile mind can't take that goreness.
Well i think this is just retarded.
that guy waste his life sia
he stabbed the teacher cause he didn't want to give him 3 marks.
might as well stabbed the professor dead then suicide.
But lucky he didn't went on a stabbing rampage .
he could have just gone berserk and stabbed everyone he sees.
im telling you stress in singapore too much la.
every student are walking timebombs
you could think them as nerds
but who knows they could snap and bomb the whole school?
well i hope someone stabs abh soon.

nah just joking :P

2009-03-01T20:02:00.005+08:00
Well, went drinking with bros,

at julians crib.
Got drunk.

Then i thought about it.

Was 3 years maybe a good time to stop.

Long enough that i should wake up from my dream

Its time to stop running endlessly to a girl i can't reach.

i knew she was too good for me.

shes an angel and it was impossible to get her.
i was too useless and i didn't really do anything.

Im sorry J.T but you have to go on without me.
Well its time to step down and remain in the shadows.

But i really loved her.I swear

Pic (1): Drinking made dion find the man in him.

Pic (2):Somewhere under the rainbow.

2009-02-26T19:47:00.003+08:00

Rugby

Its a kickass game which for once u will get praised for violence.
for once u will get praised for hitting people.
for once where you will get medals for playing hard and rough.

Play it and love it

Stick my middle finger to the world

Best day of my life

2009-02-14T11:37:00.003+08:00

ITS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
CAN'T EXPLAIN IT WITH WORDS.
JUST SUUPPPPPPER AWESOME.
HARD WORK PAID OFF.
YOUR SMILE WAS REWARDING
IM SO HAPPY I COULD FLY TO THE SKY :DDDDDD
EVEN THOUGH I WAS WITH YOU FOR A WHILE.
BUTTT THAT WAS MORE THEN ENOUGH TO MAKE ME HAPPY

Total awesomenesssssss :D

<3

2009-02-13T00:56:00.002+08:00

My finger aches.
it looks so easy yet so hard to do.
the goal looked so near but yet so far.
well my eyes can't take it anymore.
im gonna hit the hay.

Even though the hope is gone.

You

2009-02-11T14:06:00.002+08:00

I wish i could talk to you much longer,
i know you got things to do but i still wish so.
Okay im gonna go prepare and meet jonathan and julian
at tamp
:D

Dropping by to say hi to you also means alot to me

2009-02-10T20:30:00.000+08:00

6 Feb 2009
Went to school, after school went to simei
went home change and go to zahrahs partyyyy :D
happy birthday zahrah!
7 Feb 2009
Woked up
dota, Went to city with
Terence,xinyi,aizat,noah and shalihin
Jammed at parklane
Then went to sleepover at my terences crib.
8 feb 2009
Terence house.
9 Feb 2009
Last minute cab back home
bathe change and then went to schoool
after school went to kemb and play BBALL
______________________________
______________________________
______________________________

Im really sorry for what i have done.

Dasdingo

2009-02-04T23:10:00.003+08:00

Im not going school tommrow.
im gonna go dota now :o
oh yeah.
gabriel and all you other birdyfaces who heard/create/spread the rumors.
gabriel, I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING BEAT UR BRO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
I WASN'T THERE WHEN HE CRY U DICKHEAD AND IF U WANT ME TO APOLOGISE?
ME? APOLOGISE?
TO YOU?
FOR DOING NOTHING?
PSST thats stupidity
If u did come and find me to apologise i would stuck my shoes up ur mouth and make u vomit and then swallow ur own vomit
oh yeah.
and gabriel don't worry we aint gonna beat you.
cause hurting someone like u is not worth my time with ms abraham the next day.

Its the start of a new month

2009-02-01T14:06:00.004+08:00

A happy new year is a happy jaypee.
Money never smelled so great.
steamboats and cakes never tasted so great.

My uncle just had to snap a photo when i was eating cake
And that guy is my nephew SO IM AN UNCLE

"I fingered dions ass" Quoted by Geng Fei

Chingay parade

2009-02-01T13:59:00.003+08:00

Woke up in the morning at julians house
etc etc etc etc.
blah blah blah.
Went to cityhall,
Went to esplanade
Went to heeren.
Went to watch the chingay parade
played a game and the loser
had to go inside a sex shop
and get chased out,
and that loser was jonathan loh
it was 10pm and Jonathan ,favian,kayson
and Jonathan loh went home
Left with me and fei
Walked around
Went to somerset
Fei went home
I went to meet Terence,xinyi,hein htet,aizat and shalihin
Took 7 to clemanti
went to xinyi house
Played wii
drink
force aizat and shalihin to eat pork .
drink.
Played more wii
went out to egg house
took cab back home at morning

Smoking brings you bad wealth

It hurts

2009-01-30T22:01:00.003+08:00

Okay after school .
went to pasir ris
Sakae Sushi.
a good place with very good sushi.
wrestle, rugby pushing
injuries
and my knee hurts right now
Okay im gonna go Julians house now
BYE!

Every day i spend with you ,
is a new best day of my life

Holy shit

2009-01-29T21:35:00.003+08:00

Didn't go school today.
woke up , played com
played dota , was waiting for school to end so i could go rugby
from 12.30 i fell asleep and i woke up at 4.30
then i was like FUCK im late
rush to the toilet , bathed and change
then wanted to leave the house
realise i didn't had the house key.
so i tried to find my phone to call the rest
and realise again my phone was fucked up
feeling pissed took out my shirt
went to the room and wanted to play my psp
cause i was bored
And i also remembered my psp was fucked up too
so i went to sleep again .
woke up at 8 and eat dinner.
What a fucked up day

All it took was a day to screw everything up

Slowly

2009-01-28T18:16:00.002+08:00

At home now rushing to prepare.
off another night with parents to reunion dinner
its my 8th one this month.
How many times must my parents reunite to make themself happy.
Well im off to steamboat now,2 more days to match with Raffles Insitution
and 1 week to B divison .

Saw the line and i really shouldn't have crossed it.
Its just 2 more years.
I can wait

Swimming in money

2009-01-26T00:32:00.002+08:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG,JESUS CHRISTIts 32 mins past chinese new year.AND I ALRAEDY HAVE 200 DOLLARSWEEEEEEE
IM RICH.I can finally do all the things i never thought i could.well im gonna drink with my uncles now,
and meet fei later

January 25:
ton at julians house

January 24:
ton at julians house

January 23:
ton at julian house

I don't care

2009-01-15T21:50:00.001+08:00

Okay below the posts was by julian and jon tan.
and fuck this
i shall be a mature person and don't do anything
go be an asshole
I shall just leave it to mr muru to cane ur ass
and if by any chance your thinking im fucking scared
just because u told all the fucking teachers and
ms abraham about it.
i aint scared u can come fight me anytime
because i just hope u die of public humiliation go get ur ass whoop by mr muru
and cry infront of the school.
anyway your not even a person worth fighting anyway.
someone who hide and hide and hide
but don't worry.
i aint gonna find you anymore
cause theres no need to
go run to ur mr wilbert, lenard , ghazali , ms abraham
if u wana tell a teacher
then TELL ONE FUCKING TEACHER U BUTTFACE
you want to tell how many?
tell the world that im a devil
you want go call ur family down
one by one i talk to ur family
call ur cousin
call ur relative
whoever but all i know is that
ur just a no life basterd
maybe i will throw duelmaster cards at you
and switch on and off the light at ur face till you die
but all i know that i wouldn't lay on a finger on ur single hair.

JAYPEE ANG
3H
(24)

2009-01-15T20:49:00.008+08:00

Low life loser!

Gabriel-Lousy liar(1.Lied to _____ that the p5 boy that u beat up was a sec 1 boy and he provoked u and hit u first. 2.Lied to ____ that i'm spreading this rumour about ____ tying my shoe lace. 3.Twisted the story when u told the teachers cause you were so scared we disfigure ur dog face).u know what FUCK U!CUNT FACE MOTHER FUCKING PRICK!

Marcus-no comments just really disappointed...

julian.

You go to church, just to see girls. just to let you know, running to take refuge in the maths remedial room for 2hours, we wont forget any of this man, ure just so disgusting, i wont even say ur name. ure so horny, ure so disgusting, ure..just pathetic. how far down low can you go? you insult everyone like ure so perfect, when you beat a p5 kid up, and runaway from the shitass you created.so let me guess, ure thinking im just the extra guy. well, i have every reason to be posting about someone who beats up a p5 kid anyway. and another reason would be that, u freaking shouted at jingxuan. so what? ure in muay thai, does that give you the rights do you have to say " eh cheebye, what is wrong with you" to a guy who accidentally hit you with a paper and already said sorry.

jonthan tan.

Shaun. says:
gabriel, stop lying to _______ and fuck the hell off ,
and two words, fuck you.

Shaun

Pride

2009-01-14T20:14:00.003+08:00

Okay this gonna be a rant,
if you don't wanna read it then don't read it
im not gonna write names down.
SO LET ME START

okay i just heard the news just now,
_____ and _____
just dick ass beat the shit out of someone
yeah i know WOW beat the shit out of him
most of his teeth fell off
theres blood.
SO!?
dude u guys are fucking secondary 3 man
HES JUST A FUCKING PRIMARY 5 KID
HE WAS PLAYING DUEL MASTER
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
yah la yah la
wow , u guys join muay thai now
big fuck?
can go around beating p5 kids playing duel masters?
and the worst part is
2 fucking secondary 3s beat up 1 small little p5 kid.
come on ,
doesn't that like fucking makes you sick.
at least pick a fight with someone ur size .
somemore both you guys learn muay thai
and the small kid?
what ? throw his duel master cards at you?
____ kick him
and ______ punch his face, knee him
and when hes on the ground u fucking contiune punching him.
OMG LAH,so now u all fighter la,
big fuck lah
wah go around tell people la
:wah today i beat someone up till he bleed sial.
so ?
u want a medal?
u want a day to commemorate ur fucking victory?
u can't even called it a victory
all the odds were agaisnt him
u don't even have a fucking reason to beat him.
u guys are older then him by 4 years.
u outnumber him
u guys learn muay thai.
YOUR FUCKING DISGRACING TO OUR
BATCH
OUR FUCKING SCHOOL
MUAY THAI
AND UR FUCKING DISGRACING YOURSELF.
if u really want a fight that much.
come fight us
we will take u guys on anytime fuckface
and we will show u how fucking weak u are .
dickheads

EDITED :

14 Jan 09, 21:01Jonathan T: When you were sounded by 2ahbengs because he was staring at one of their gf
14 Jan 09, 21:02Jonathan T: you had 8 other ppl with you man, and someone you just didnt have your muay thai skills with you
Jonathan T: when you needed to PROTECT yourself. but you somehow had them when a harmless p5 kid was minding

I never knew you guys have fallen this low.

Go tell people what you wana tell them

tell them ur so called "TRUTH"

but at least i know this for sure

you guys are PATHETIC

What the hell

2009-01-14T19:38:00.002+08:00

OKAY , ITS THURSDAY TOMORROW AND I FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE DICK
sucky subjects ,
have to see ms abraham our BELOVED dm first thing in the morning
AND IF SHE CUTS MY HAIR,
I'M GONNA SHAVE MY HEAD BOLD
i will become a monk
i won't wear shoes to school and walk there barefooted
Today after class
went to bedok corner go eat,
then went to play basketball
came back home,my mum said to me like:
Son i know ur a very good boy, so do ur old mother a favour
and wash the toilet.
so i was like sure, whatever
besides shes gonna pay me 30 bucks for some easy ass job
BUT THATS WANT THEY WANT U TO THINK.
cleaning my god damn toilet aint no walk in the park.
you have to scrub with ur life , wash it and THEN SCRUB IT SOME MORE
put bleach and then do more scrubbing. When u thought it was done.
MUMMY WOULD BE AN ASS AND SAY:
no no no no still got little dirt here little dirt there . blah blah blah
AND THEN REFUSE TO PAY ME MY SALARY ~
so i did more scrubbing more rubbing and more washing
AND OF COURSE MORE SCRUBBING
finally did it
felt acheived
got my salary
went to bathe and then lay down on my com table.

Crime

2009-01-11T22:09:00.006+08:00

Can't pay the fine, don't do the crime.
Of course u will get caught by the law
and thats ME

Im gonna make this a quick one ,
im just gonna post keywords of whats happening past few days
and the video it make looks like im the only one shouting,
BUT IT WAS EVERYONE SHOUTING
its just that my phone only recorded my voice ^^

New year

Eggs, Julians house,night cycling, fei ,dion,favian,fireworks,spray paint
,tonning,police,Signs,stickers,super glue,playground,swing,kicking,fighting
,punching,CCA fair,rugby,juniors, sec 1, upper sec, long pants
ya da ya da ya da

Bye ~
and dions Father Ate Tacos
read the captial intials only :D

EDITED: OMG the video is taking too long to upload, i shall upload it another time,
its getting late :O

Wide awake

2008-12-29T05:48:00.001+08:00

Its 5.48 am and i still haven sleep
i was up all night watching japanese game shows
LOL i nearly died of laughing
i just took a bath and it was ice cold man
ITS LIKE TOTUREING JUST TO BATHE
but because of that im wide awake
plus im suppose to meet JuliAn at 12.30 to go shop :O

Oh yeah check out these japanese game vid LOL

Crazy stuff

2008-12-28T23:24:00.002+08:00

HOLY MOLY
Holidays are ending
back to stupid school life !
everything changing back
from blonde to blackie
!!!
NEW YEARS COMING
IM GONNA PARTAY TILL MY PANTS DROP
ITS GONNA BE A LALAPALOZA
and 2/5
of my holidays went to fishing man
FISHING
HARDCORE FISHERMAN JAYPEE
CAUGHT A FEW FISHERS
LOL AND MY FIRST FISH WAS THANKS TO CLARA :D
oh ya
FISH FISH FISH
2/5 was in the city
wandering around
shopping
eating
1/5 was in ecp
camping,cycling
staying over at juliAns
crib and at terence house
Stupid stuff that i did-

Trying to grab a fish and got cut
Bathing in cool water CAUSE MY WATERHEATER
BROKE AT CHRISTMAS,WOW BEST PERSENT EVER!
Trying to kick down the E
at the CHAI CHEE park
Running around pasir ris chalet
shouting cause i lost a bet
Ask a group of girls for their number CAUSE
I LOST THE GODDAMN GAME WITH WINSON DAMN
Burn my sec 2 books and uniform
Kick the toilet door open while my cousains bathing
just to wash my face
download GUITAR HERO 3 ON MY HP IT CHARGED ME 8.30
what a ripoff
Accidentally broke the christmas lights (and my mum have not notice yet kekeke)
Caught a cat fish and tried to cook and eat it
Flush down 5 fishes at the toiletbowl and at the end the toilet got clogged
OH YA
THE WORST OF ALL

THE MOST WORST EVENT OF MY LIFE
I FELT LIKE KILLING MYSELF

I NEEDED TO TAKE A CRAP WAS SO URGENT
I RAN TO THE TOILET
YEAH IN THE TOILET BUT THE GIRLS TOILET
LOL THE LADY SCREAMED AT ME AND I HAD TO RUN OUT AND WENT IN
BACK TO THE GUYS TOILET TO FOUND OUT THERES NO GODDAMN TOILET PAPER
RAN OUT TO BUT TISSUE AND RAN BACK IN TO FINSH MY STUFF

STILL LOADS OF STUFF TO BLOG BUT IM TIERD
AND I NEED TO BATHE
CRAP ANOTHER TRIP TO THE FREEZING WATER

The story of the year

2008-12-12T00:29:00.002+08:00

OKAY FIRST IM GONNA BEGIN WITH IS,
JAZREELS A PERVERTED STALKER.
SO WATCH OUT FOR HER.

December 10, tuesday

Okay back to the main point,
Went katong mall to meet Jon tan,
Julian,dion and jz
sat down
slack.
and we saw egg(shaun).
then fei walk passed
then joel came?
LOL
talk for a while
joel and shaun went tution
then the rest of us go play pool
the team:
1. Jonathan tan and Julian
2. Dion and Junzhao
3. Me and Fei
The first match
was with team 1 vs team 2
expected Julian team won
so they went us against us
we got our ass kicked
LOL
and who EVER KNEWED
while we were playing pool
some perverted stalker was stalking us
after the pool game
went outside , rest
everyone left expect me, fei , shaun and joel
walk around
walk to parkway
sat at macs
Scott came
walk around
then scott ,fei shaun and joel
when to joel house
and i when back home
later on around 3 am
they called and i met them at ecp
eat at mac
slack
walk around
and they went back
it was around 6 am in the morning

Went home
checked the date
it was 11 december
then i was like WTFF)(#@#$@#$
ITS THE BIG MANS BIRTHDAY
THE DUDE WHO MADE MY FAMILY
THE GUY THAT SCREWED MY MUM AND GAVE BIRTH TO US
THE MAN THAT PUTS THE D IN DADDY
after realising his birthday
i went to him
said happy birthday
then i slept to 7pm at night
mum woke me up
bathe followed family
to eat steamboat
bus back home

OH YEAH,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEIN HTET
THE PARTYS GONNA BE A BLAST.
WE WILL PARTY TILL WE DROP

I quit

2008-12-09T23:39:00.002+08:00

IM GONNA BE A RED HEAD
GOODBYE DAYS OF BLONDE
AND HELLO BRIGHT DAYS OF RED

YES its poppin campaign
YES i know im lousy
YES xinyi if ur watching it u would laugh and told me your boyfriends a better bass player
YES its terence singing
YES it was in terence room
YES we were tired it was 2am
BUT U KNOW WHAT I GOT TO SAY TO U
WE WERE JUST POPPIN CHAMPAIGN

Oh yeah and
AUDITION DRIVES ME CRAZY
thoes arrows they keep coming
and jonathan tan ur gay!

Egg

2008-11-20T22:01:00.002+08:00

Okay today woke up by terence and noisy ass russell
woke up in the morning , played com
bathe and i went to the busstop
took 43
DAMN ASS HELL LONG RIDE
Sengkang---------> all the way to marine parade
reach there
met Clara Cybelle Hweebeng Samantha Tingxuan
talk talk talk
then jx and katong laksa brothers join in
and
HAPPYBIRTHDAY TINGXUAN
and what you are about to see
me jaypee ang getting creamed by ladies
i don't know why , they were bored
i was innocent
just watch the video

Tagged

2008-11-19T01:11:00.002+08:00

I got tagged! :O
ZOMG I GOT TAGGED
im gonna do it :DDDD
The rules & regulations
1) Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself
2) People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own, 10 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly
3) At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged & list their names
4) No tag back.
TEN WEIRD THINGS/HABITS/LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME!
(Here's your chance if you dont know much. :D)
1. im gay nah only semi gay but im still straight
2. I watch cartoons. FAIRY ODD PARENTS
3. I love dying my hair or dying other people hair , i think its fun
4. I always wanted to learn the guitar but my hands are too small
5. BUT GUESS WHAT CHRISTMAS MY MAME IS GONNA BUY ME A MINI GUITAR
6. I rot at my com table if i don't go out
7. When im drunk i dance alot
8. I never watch okto before i swear
9. I have golden hair
10. I'm a blonde
THE LUCKY TEN:
1. Russell
2. xinyi
3. clara
4. cybelle
5. michelle
6. Heekent
7. Kenn
8. Leo
9. Gabriel
10. THE EPIC SUNDAY

I never knew

2008-11-17T01:03:00.004+08:00

I never thought that i my face would still be on my primary schools WALL
Zomg , http://www.stamfordpri.moe.edu.sg/tour_flash.html
Yup me Jaypee ang,
King of irritation
Slavery to studies
yeah yeah
i look geeky
so what .
your gonna tell me u look like brad pitt or
jessica alba when ur p4?
bull shizzle.
OH YEAH I WAS A PREFECT IN PRIMARY SCHOOL,
YEAH ITS TRUE
im that geeky guy beside the huge ass word enviroment

P4 prefect

AND

sec 2 Jaypee And xinyi , terence and HEIN HTET boldylocks

I never knew

2008-11-17T01:03:00.000+08:00

Dear Dairy.

2008-11-16T19:48:00.002+08:00

Just woke up its been a super super super busy week
let me start from after i got my snake bites
at terence bbq.

November 10

woke up changed
met Julian favian jon tan
jon loh and daryl at bedok
followed julian to his dental
then seperate ways

and i went to my class BBQ

at east coast.
after eveyone left
We decided to ton
so me gabriel kenneth and leonard
went to rent buy overnight

cycled to kem
then cycled to chai chee
met up with kristy
and then WALK back
ALL THE WAY TO EAST COAST
it was around 3am
and i had a rugby match at 9pm
soo reached mac
kristy bought yalkut
and instant noodles
eat eat eat,
later walking out
got fight outside
BANG BING BANG

then we walked away.
i went up my house at 5am

November 11

Slept for bout 2 hours
changed and went down to bedok
to meet the rugby team
went to CCAB
played
We won first
and i lost to favian in the bet
i owed him a prata at MR prata shop
bused back

November 12

Woke up it was the chalet
stayed there 3 days 2 night
too crazy
It was boys gone wild
and girls

but they were playing cards
and THANKS michelle for the ice cream :D

November 15

Changed and left the chalet at 10.30
found out i have no keys :O
so i went to sleep at jon lohs house
till 6++
bused back
reached home
got a call from xinyi
changed and rush to vivo
met the terence gang
without shalihin cause its his
anivasary with his girlfie
ate
xinyi and aizat left
xinyi got to leave cause
her dad came back from overseas
aizat went home
got plates thrown at him
and hein htet was scared of his ipod
who knows it may be just paper plates?
OKAY CUT THE CRAP

at vivo

walked around
shalihin called us
met him at city hall
Okay
what im about to say

maynot make sense
or u guys may even think im lying
but i SWEAR we sneak in the rooftop
and we climbed
esplaned
I KNOW YES
U know esplaned
got the white thingy around it
WE RAN AROUND IT

we tried taking pictures and videos
but it WAS TOO DARK.
after that

came down went to some overheadbridge
with a shelter on top
we climbed it and ran on top
of the overbridge shelter
one wrong move and it was bye bye
and we would fall down and hit the road
even if we never die
The taxi gang would ran over us
security guy saw us
called back up

we panicked ran down and make a ran for it
crazy day
was tierd
walked to plaza sing
i showed then how to hack a drink machine
(gabriel thought me that)
hack like 3 cocacola
1 green tea
and the machine spoiled :O
we then walk to the skate park
and slacked there
saw the sun rising
hein htet
was cranky cause he had leg crambs
shalihin kept playing with his drum sticks
and terence has down syndrom
so all decided to bused back
went home around 7 am
bathe and then slept
till the 8.09pm
yes im a heavy sleeper

Ps. Oh yeah if ur wondering its not geybriel its Muay thai gabriel

Credits

2008-11-09T23:12:00.002+08:00

HAHA THANKS MS CLARA LIM AND YOUR WHACKO IDEAS :DDDDD

HSM 3 Jaypee ang

2008-11-09T23:12:00.001+08:00

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Swollen

2008-11-09T21:57:00.003+08:00

LOL AT MY MUM MAN!
okay stayed all day at home
PIGGING out
lazying around
marcus called me to go swimming but
I HAD SWOLLEN LIPS

so i didn't went
MY LIPS ARE SWOLLEN

I CAN'T EAT
IT HURTS
AND THE WORST PART ITS SWOLLENN!!
oh yeah
Made this at the website clara showed me
ITS SUPER FUN

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East coast Part 2

2008-11-09T14:43:00.003+08:00

I have the wierdest but coolest friends :D

Im sorry girls, im gay,
OKAY I CHANGE MY MIND IM NOT ~

We could explain !

It was morning ,5 am
me shalihin aizat and hein htet went to ecp toilet
and took a bathe
FUCKING COOL
it was freezing.
aizat didn't want to bathe there cause he only
bathe in "HALAL"
toilet
so went back to the campsite
went to macdonalds
slack a while
and shalihin left
the rest
went to muay crib.
everyone took a shower
AGAIN
expect for aizat who still
thinks my toilet aint halal
slack there for awhile
and we went to pp
i went to meet my mum for my new specs
met them again and we ate at the coffe shop.
Ate , Terence went home
me aizat xinyi and hh
bused 197 ALL THE WAY TO CLEMENTI
damn long.
my phone died
reached clementi
xinyi went home for a shower again
and we want to hh house
we all took a shower AGAIN !!@!#!@#
EXPECT FOR AIZAT WHO IS
A HARDCORE RELIGEOUS PERSON

who refuses to bathe at hh house again
saying he would bathe only in his house.
xinyi came back
and i got my SNAKEBITES
YAYE!
it hurted like hell
it bled like fuck
but its worth it.
I think.
we all left hh house

and took mrt back
xinyi went to cityhall

and we went home

East coast

2008-11-08T20:54:00.006+08:00

Camped at east coast
it was teens go wild.
we were crazy
There were food, drinks
MORE FOOD,
MORE DRINKS
AND EVEN TENTS !!

He thinks hes a sexy bitch

Hes on drugs

Im sorry we were high

I was helping them to take out the tents i swear ~

I always wanted to see what i look like while doing handstand

The ibanez family

Shalihin LOL !

YongZheng.

2008-11-05T21:26:00.000+08:00

Woke up at 2pm today
left to pp with mum to make specs
Met yz at borders .
eat talk around
went gab condo
swim
and now im at yongzhengs crib stayingover

BOOO YEAHHH
:DDDD

Super long post

2008-11-04T18:14:00.001+08:00

DAY 1 OF TONNING

Continue-ing My previous post below,
Just after i blogged i went to sleep
at 1am got a knock on the door

and it happens to be loser terence
my damn ass cousin
He told me he staying over
cause he had a stomach ache :O
then when we were both chatting
suddenly another damn asshole
went knocking on my door
turned out to be shalihin
he told me he miss the last bus and hes sleeping over :O
so at the end we played around till 5 am
Sleeped and woke up at 1pm
Then terence got phone call from his dad
saying his younger brother coming my house.
so at the end my house became a international
mini motel.
then out of the blue SMARTASS TERENCE TAN
went to black out my whole floor
cause he just had to stick a fucking nail clipper
at the plug socket.
black out.
Mum came back .
do some funny funny stuff
and it was on again.
After that terence his younger bro
and shalihin left.
It was 9++
juliAn called me
to go his house drinking
till 12++

DAY 2

its 12++ the night was still young
Me,JuliAn, dion and jon loh
was in his room

DION JUST HAD TO
INTRODUCE US
HOTEL 626
Play it if u have free time
www.hotel626.com
LOL
we were scared
its a sadist game
so we all played
games and the loser
have to play the game level
and the rest will watch.
Played till the end.
after that we watched
movies at
www.surfthechannel.com
We watched Harold and kumar
and the longest yard.
it was about 5 am
Suddenly all of us wrestled around
6am we fell asleep
Julian woke up at 2pm
and played dota
i woke up at 6pm
bathed and me Jon loh
and julian decided to ton ANOTHER DAY

DAY 3

Went to simpang for dinner
and around 10 pm ++ we bused to marine parade
We watched bobby lee
LOLOL SUPER FUNNY
after that
went to ecp and walk around and
slack.
suddenly a group of bengraids or ahmats
walked pass us

Jon loh buay song
then we also anything
but at the end there was no fight .
it was 4am
we went back to my house
and Jon loh went to sleep
while me and julian stayed up all night
chatting.

It was 10am in the morning
me julian and jon loh go and bathe
and we were ready to go LEASURE PARK
with winson,sam,jon tan,clara ,hweebeng and tingxuan.
THEN JON TAN DECIDED NOT TO COME

winson got pissed .
the ladies decided to go vivo
and so me ,winson and jon loh
wanted to go fishing but at the end played basketball
OMG i was tierd like fuck
never sleep for 3 days.
i was a zombie playing basketball.
after that

went to winson house bathe changed
it was 6 pm plus
played rugby 08 in his house
then after that 12ed home

THATS THE END MAN ~~

Okayyy

2008-11-01T22:42:00.004+08:00

Jaypee ang Hair saloon
Motto: I cut for the better :D

Woke up at 6 ++
Bathe BLAH BLAH BLAH
went to city hall play rugby when its raining
;O
blah blah blah

YEAH THE MEDAL ,
Just in case Xinyi doesn't believe me
I HAVE HARDCORE PROOF.
So now u owe me 2 CHEESE CAKE !!
After match
Shower at the club house change
And went to suntac with
Jonathan tan,Julian,Jon loh,Winson
and jing xuan
Watch the movie Coffin
went out saw cybelle michelle casper and gabriel
blah blah blah
reach home
tried to highlight my hair blonde the JAYPEE way,
it tured out.
WILDDD
IT HAS THE ZOMG IMPACT.

YEAAHH BABBEY

Okayyy

2008-11-01T22:42:00.000+08:00

ZOMGGG

2008-10-20T22:53:00.002+08:00

WOOOOAAHHH
ZOMMMGGG THIS IS ASS COOL
WEEEEEEEE
MEOWWW WOW YUMMY
LALLALAL
THIS SYSTEM IS SOOO COOOOLLLL
BOBO BOBOBO BOBOBO
RED BULL ROCKS
IT GIVES U WINGSSSSSSSS

Okay woke up, bath meet Jon tan , gabriel, and jx
at simei . slack at playground go jon tan house play RUGBY
WOAH RUGBY !~~Chilled.
Jon tan they all met jon loh and they went cycling
I went to parkway to meet with Yz,Jz,Eugene,fat dion and baohui
SWIM SWIM SWIM.
After swimming packed up and went home.
Around 7 ++ called yz out and met him at parkway
TO BUY BLACKHAIR SPRAY ($*()@#*$)(@#*$ ;0
Slack at borders, jalan jalan till 10++
and went home.

Jaypee Ang
Jaypee Ang
Jaypee Ang
Jaypee Ang
JAYPEE ANG
WOAHHHH~~
THIS FRONT SHIT IS COOL
AND FUNN

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PINPAPPLETOMATOCHEWMSABARHAMJACKCHILLISAUCE

tomato saucee

2008-10-19T20:22:00.005+08:00

Yesterday,Woke up
winson sms me
meet up with jon tan,jon loh and winson
at city hall we watched the
"ROCK BAND"
Mced by the Muttons to midnight

After that went to cine,
Went to watch house bunny.
Separate with jon tan,jon loh and winson
Met with terence,shalihin hh and aizat
went to vivo, and parkour at vivos roof top
Went to the bus stop, wanted to ton
Suddenly asshole shalihin remembered he had to go to
Johor at morning.So shalihin hh and aizat went home
and terence stayed at my crib .
WE FUCKING MISSED THE LAST 10 , SO
WE HAD TO TAKE 30 TO KEM
AND WALK ALL THE WAY TO MARINE PARADE.
Reached home smelly and tired, bathe.
Terence was checking out his vampirefreaks.com account
while i played the psp.
By time we decided to sleep
It was around 4am.

Woked up by terence loud voice
It was 12 pm
went down to buy lunch
and terence left to meet his parents for
FAMILY DAY.
Bathed
and met Winson and marah
at pasir ris FOR KAMPONG FISHING!
AND OMLORD
I CAUGHT MY VERY FIRST FISH

OHHH YEAHHHH~~!!!
THE FEELING OF ACHIEVEMENT
After that went to whitesands
to eat kfc.
Took MRT
to tampines to swim.
Rained super heavy so we decided to
disturb small kids at Toys R us
Rain stopped ,
SWIM SWIM SWIM.
Took 31 home

AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U WALK FROM KEM TO MARINE PARADE

Its 1.10am

2008-10-18T01:10:00.001+08:00

Fuck gastric,its 1.10am
and im lying down on my sofa staring at the celling